
Macbeth:
I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop.
Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES
of course he was
eowyn kills the nazgul because tolkien thought a c-section being the answer to “no man of woman born” was a f u c k i n g c o p o u t
most of us avoid speaking the name of the play from superstition but j r r just hated its guts
I think the moral of the story is that trees don’t move unless trees moving would be really inconvenient to you and the author has read Shakespeare
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